
What do you call a pirate yak? Captain Yak Sparrow.
What do you call an enlightened yak? Syakamuni.
What do you call a yak that opposes The Revolution? A reyaktionary.
What do you call a Tibetan Christmas romcom? Love Yakctually
What do you call a yak that works for an insurance company? A yaktuary.
How do yaks traverse rivers? Kayaks.
What do you call yaks dedicated to social justice? Yaktavists.
What do you call a yak who loves to thrift shop? Yaklemore.
What do you say to a drowning yak? Yak, never let go.
What do you call Tibetan whiskey? Yak Daniels.
What do you call a yak who likes martial arts? Yakie Chan.
What do you call a yak that practices traditional Chinese medicine? A yakupuncturist.
What do you need when you’ve eaten a weeks-worth of yak butter? Yaktivated charcoal.
What do you call a high quality social media post? A yak of the week.
PC: Sam