What do you call a pirate yak? Captain Yak Sparrow.

What do you call an enlightened yak? Syakamuni.

What do you call a yak that opposes The Revolution? A reyaktionary.

What do you call a Tibetan Christmas romcom? Love Yakctually

What do you call a yak that works for an insurance company? A yaktuary.

How do yaks traverse rivers? Kayaks.

What do you call yaks dedicated to social justice? Yaktavists.

What do you call a yak who loves to thrift shop? Yaklemore.

What do you say to a drowning yak? Yak, never let go.

What do you call Tibetan whiskey? Yak Daniels.

What do you call a yak who likes martial arts? Yakie Chan.

What do you call a yak that practices traditional Chinese medicine? A yakupuncturist.

What do you need when you’ve eaten a weeks-worth of yak butter? Yaktivated charcoal.

What do you call a high quality social media post? A yak of the week.

PC: Sam