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Everybody poops

Today I pooped my pants. For those who aren’t fortunate enough to have had this great life experience I would recommend you try it at some point in your time on earth. Knowing that my digestive system can cleanse its self without my command really makes me feel in touch with my body. I would give this experience 2.3/5 stars on trip advisor because the midday shower was refreshing but the lack of clean pants proved to be an issue. I suggest trying this activity in the comfort of your home. Also carrying around a change of clothes like a three year old going to camp for the first time could reduce the stress that tends to precede this fabulous pastime. I hope you find this advice applicable to your daily life. I’d like to thank India for granting me the rare opportunity to partake in this holy ritual.
Seven D’s, Rachel Nahirny