An incredible place,
A throne for a king,
I open the door and hear birds sing,
So dirty yet so clean,
What a paradoxical thing.
I see a snake on the ground,
Oh wait.. no! That’s a hose
I almost fell over because I’m plugging my nose,
when i’m building a house I don’t want one of those.
I need a ceramic bowl,
The smell is powerful.
I guess it could be worse,
Earth, air, wind and fire,
I look down, oh shit it’s a spider!
It gave me a fright,
Guess I’m not sleeping tonight.
All my worries hosed away,
Left hand ruined everyday.
Ol’ Miss rebel,
Hottie Tottie,
This is my Ode,
To Squatty Potty