I run into the forest, to do what must be done
Giving back to Mother Earth
An explosion from my buns
We were only on a simple hike
And all the sudden, I heard a grumble
Through the trees, I tripped and stumbled
To find a place where I could sit
My stomach would have no mercy,
Not for a moment, not for a bit
Eventually, my bowels finally quit
I screamed have mercy as I took that final